I heard if you ingest huge quantities of bananine, you will see the golden path humanity must walk, but will be condemned to life as a half banana, half human monstrosity.

In the end, we all ghost everyone.

“Every nation gets the government it deserves.”

Pass me some apostate-o chips while I log in then!

Awesome. Your next step should be: getting appointed to the hooded and robed “council that decides the intrinsic worth of every human endeavor and inculcates this via subliminal carrier wave to the whole species”.

Make that “maybe” come true kiddo!

Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

I am Jack’s Lungs. I breath in soot and particles and eventually they cause cancer and I kill Jack.

That’s how that shit works, homes. Not a thing to “idk whatev” about.

Ok but maybe a counterpoint is we are overestimating the ability of the atmosphere and ocean to absorb CO2 and maintain a habitable planet. I’d rather store isotopes in the earth (where they came from anyway) than carbon in the air.

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I even felt the wind from that one.

I mean, look at his picture! That’d creep me out too. Grayscale, unshaven smoker looking guy.

It should also be a strong strong signal to stop listening to the apes that are hoarding all the bananas, and instead, eat that banana-hoarding abhorrence.

They’re both idiots.

Done went from being the guy we’d kill if we had a time machine to the guy we voted for in less than a decade. Pretty impressive trick.

So, a Splinternet?

Yep. This cluster fuck all but guaranteed our political dick-pendulum will swing right very shortly.

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

Former Albertan here. One of the big reasons I bought and EV was specifically to extend a clear middle finger that shithole wanna-be Mini-MAGA government. Alberta as a place is great, as a people, eh… needs a bit of work, but as a legislative assembly, it’s essential Mordor with coal-rolling orcs.

Fuck 'em.

What a waste of atoms that ‘thing’ is. May it suffer greatly before they are permanently rearranged into a nonliving format. May the universe learn from it’s mistake.