The only time this philly guy has been jealous of NYC. I’d set Gritty up with my sister if we could have a mayor like him.

Show me that butthole

Don’t make me ask you again

Show me that butthole

Chocolate microscopes?

They’ll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

This is the one where grampa gets a girlfriend and she dies when the family takes him to the discount safari. She leaves him money but it doesn’t make him happy.

https://www.thelist.com/1927290/donald-trump-jr-body-transformation-girlfriend-response-jd-vance-levels-of-cringe/

Half of these are terms that also happen to be used in Star Trek.

Flim Springfield

Haven’t watched the video yet but I need Walt Goggins in an unauthorized Stan Lee biopic.

Kelce’s still a top half TE. Eventually you need to give the team solid WRs for a passing game.

Were you looking to retile and regrout the area or glue it back into place?

https://thistothat.com/

As my dad would call it the “radial harm saw” was definitely one of the more dangerous tools in the shop.

That’s a load bearing poster.

This guy is one hoopy frood.

Good work neighbors. A lot of us understand and support you. I hope we’re both around when this shit ends.

As an Eagles fan It’s nice to have a guy like Jones out there kneecapping his own team every few months.

My heart wants a single sprig of mint broken over that as a garnish. It looks amazing!

Have any suggestions on a decent alternative?

I’ve heard discouraging stories about protonmail but would like a viable no hassle alternative if you have one.

I’d love to see Trav hyphenate and have Kelce‐Swift on his jersey. It would anger all the right people.

Don’t believe what he says. That prune juice junkie was a merry man.