Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?
Ever watched Bladerunner?
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
The person who wrote this has not met many married people. I don’t think they ever had a best friend either.
I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.
Don’t You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I’m looking forward to in life. And I’m 37, so I’ll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.
I already did. Would not recommend.
Now let’s talk about your car’s extended warranty.
Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.
Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?
Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.
When Musk sees this he’ll start selling Teslas for 148 800$
And being cool is her game.
I don’t know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.
I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.
Yeah, but I’m working graveyard shifts, so I still have to go to work once before I have my weekend.
Given, then on average they live 7 years, that’s an old gecko. Mine is 13, so also not a spry youth.
You cannot lose something you never had.