It’s a porn reference. Kinda like Loss, but for a porn meme

Read this to my husband.

Him: “I never know where the punctuation goes, so I rewrite it so the () are in the middle of the sentence and I don’t have to worry about it.”

Me: “I do that too!”

Him: (because we’ve been together almost 30 years) “I don’t think we’ve ever talked about this.”

I still have some covid home tests, will these still throw a positive on the new variants? (Assuming the test is still good)

Thank you for the list.

Is he mad the list isn’t all “American” actors?

Say the correspondent’s out loud.

Yes

Are you sure you’re not a couple and it snuck up on you?

How long does it keep once you make it?

I grew up eating garden tomatoes. Went to college, for the first time bought a grocery store tomato. Cut into it, tasted it… turned to my friend, what the fuck is this shit?

Real butter for things where you can taste it. Store brand for things where the other flavors are more overpowering and don’t really notice the butter.

I got a tortilla press and masa harina. I will not buy premade corn torillas again. Masa isn’t that expensive, add salt, water, mix, press, and cook on a dry pan (or super lightly oiled, i put a very light layer on mine since it’s cast iron)

So much tastier than store bought and better texture.

This is what I was going to say. Practice hills.

Practice taking off from being parked uphill.

Practice taking off from being stopped downhill.

People will park/pull up almost to your bumper and give you very little wiggle room.

Yes… Maybe the extra 58 saved is drinking coffee on the toilet trying to get things moving again?

My parents lived next door to my grandma. Mom would say “wanna go to Grandma’s” to her cat and he’d jump up on a speaker beside the door to be picked up and carried. Grandma would make him a scrambled egg or give him some tuna.

After Mom passed away, I was visiting Dad and thought I’d try “Wanna go to Grandma’s?” He jumped up and let me carry him to Grandma’s and back. (After his scrambled egg, of course) He lived to be 21 so I carried to him see Grandma everytime I visited.

My Dad did construction for 40 years. Even before the companies started hiring a lot of immigrants, it’s hard to find roofers.

It’s a hard to find people with the knowledge or ability to learn - that are also not afraid of heights and have the coordination to not fall off and the attention to detail to not make the conditions for other people to fall.

Maybe you don’t remember your hallucinations, since you didn’t write them down? I’m thinking like how a lot people’s memories of dreams fade.

What’s kinda funny, this is exactly why I like Mastodon. I’m only seeing what I want.

But I spent a bit of time everyday checking out people that the people I followed had reposted and various recommdation lists. Then discovered hashtags, now I collect those. #bloomscrolling and #caturday amongst the first to freshen up the feed.

It took a few minutes a day and it was kind of fun finding communities and people.

I’d rather Bluesky properly federate so I could have Mark Hamill and a few others in my Mastodon feed without having to check Bluesky too.

Mastodon is like going to the local pub, I see my people. Bluesky is like going to Summerfest or your insert favorite huge music fest with tons of famous bands and tiny side stages and super crowded and it’s easy to lose your friends.

I had a cat I did that to. He waited for me to yawn, days later and stuck his paw in my mouth.

I don’t fuck with my cats like that anymore.

Gray tabby with white bib and socks, tucked under a red comforter.

This looks like when he was saying Zelensky should say thank you, to his face. And has been doctored to look like the beginning stages of Violet’s transformation after chewing the experimental gum in the movie version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder.