Really don’t care what this clown has to say after he publicly fellated Putin for 2 hours on live television.

Speaking of creole, I started making a roux for gumbo yesterday and burned it after prepping the veggies and meat. We are pizza last night. But today I’m doing the slow 4 hours in the oven roux so I don’t mess it up again.

Wait, why would it become an emergency room curiosity? Ohhhhh, missed that last part. Gourds really are nature’s dildo.

I didn’t realize how prevalent Dollar generals were until I took a road trip through West Virginia. It’s like the only successful franchise in that entire state.

Ever since I heard of skibidi toilet, I like calling everything a skibidi something. Go put your skibidi bike in the garage. My kids hate it.

This game is insanely addictive.

8tb on one chip? As Bill Gates once said “Damn, that’s a shit load of ram.”

Hot take, English got it wrong. I’ve never heard a frog make a sound like “ribbit”. German or Turkish, on the other hand, seems like a sensible and appropriate sound a frog would make.

I will intentionally walk the wrong direction just to avoid this situation.

The policy is you can only work from home when it benefits the company, not you.

Nice job, dude. I’m not familiar with Mind Flayer, but he kind of looks like Cthulhu to me.

I hate Reddit as much as the next guy but that just sounds like an asshole mod

When I dropped LastPass I found Bitwarden and liked them mainly because of the open source. I pay them for the software so that it can remain free and open. If that stopped, I would also stop paying them for it.

Pretty sure it was named after the French village Mini-Opuasé where it was discovered in the 1800’s.

Interesting, I thought I noticed this trend but never saw it quantified. I guess the public sentiment changed around '05 about sex in movies. Might be they just get it from pornhub now instead.

Real Sex always seemed so not sexy. I mean, I’d watch it for boobs as a kid, but I was always kind of turned off by the whole show, idk.

Maybe, but what about the legal fees?

James and the Giant Peach 2, Ladybug’s Revenge.

I actually thought of Dumb and Dumberer after I saw Beetlejuice 2. Those two movies are like opposite sides of the spectrum for movie reboots. I liked the new Beetlejuice and thought they did the original justice where as Dumb and Dumberer seemed like a blatant cash grab. I don’t really remember any of the scary movie franchise except for 1 & 2, but I assume they get progressively worse.

Dang, you really blasted of at 8pm. How many calories an hour does drumming take?