Fuck yeah

Raise hell praise Dale

Crazy that the judge’s name is Lawless

Definitely a Facebook kind of guy

I work at a major university. Everything became a black box and now if there is no output, students born circa 2002-2006, who are otherwise very bright, don’t know how to navigate it.

DAMMED

All going according to plan for these fuckers

I like this take. My theory is that he passed the time limit on the go-juice and they had to take him back and hit him with another dose. What kind of chemicals are they pumping into this man to keep him shuffling around?