I’m sorry, it was instinct

The ‘Council of Jean Superiority’ has gathered & deliberated on the status of your jeans.

The consensus is in. Congratulations!!

Your jeans have been deemed superior

So that’s why the Mongols invaded China!!!

Yes, although you are now depriving yourself of having a superior belt, or; dare I say … superior suspenders!!

My question is, where does one purchase a pair of superior jeans, and are they really as durable as the name implies?

…or is there some other aspect that makes said jeans superior?

Bring a gasmask & disinfectant.

Also, he would have the door gilded in melted down stolen soccer trophies. He’s decided to keep Big Bird as well; forced to do public service announcements on Fox News. (The PSAs are just “Big Beautiful Bird” reading his latest assbrained tweets.

It’s true & I agree.

I too, am a father. To imply such things ARE very serious accusations. I didn’t know this was his daughter, I just saw a (definitely not AI) picture & the sexual connotations implied therein.

Honestly, though…of all the things that “man” has possibly done to this world; incest ranks low.

We’ve all seen what he does to people who refuse to love him.

Sorry, I was being a shite.

Why delete it then? Umbrella only supposed to protect us from wet.

Not say anything, not delete. Shield.

You delete comments & have an emoji for a username. Go back to Facebook or wherever you belong. We don’t want people like you on the “better internet”

What did they say? They deleted their account, so we all feel like assholes trying to figure out what you are replying to.

Don’t feel obligated to respond, you aren’t the “c u next Tuesday” in this situation

Edit: go figure, they didn’t delete their account, just whatever they said. This is an incredibly META thing for someone with an ‘umbrella emoji as a username’ to do.

I’m honored for you to share this in the comments of my post.

Keep up the good fight!

#Long live those who hold the true flame of Liberty & Justice FOR ALL!!!

I hate to say it, but wanna be the first to take note…

Ozzy is right proper fuckin’ cheeked up in this pic, luv.

I was hesitant to even post this picture. He’s a filthy vile human being, if you can honestly classify that parasitic lump as a human.

He fucked America into the ground without blinking, and hung out more than once on chomo island. Brags about grabbing women by their pussies and having the ability to walk into beauty pageants to gaze at underage women. He treats his children and the rest of us as his personal property.

The only question is, what will it take to stop him? Voting obviously doesn’t fucking matter anymore.

I didn’t know it was when I posted this, which honestly makes this picture even worse. He holds & kisses her like one might hold a prized fish on a trip, after bragging about how their buddy Jeffrey gave them a handwritten doodle of solicitation @ the hefty sum of 50 mil.

Just turn the printer upside down, dummy!