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Wait wait wait., but that just sounds like feudalism with fucking hedge fund bros, real estate speculation, and a bunch of extra goddamn steps…
Wait wait wait., but that just sounds like feudalism with fucking hedge fund bros, real estate speculation, and a bunch of extra goddamn steps…
A cricket bat!?
Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.
No worries. I don’t even own any streetfighters, I just wanted to make a funny from a 30 year old movie 😁
More chevy nova than bossanova
Nice try, Sparrow
If definitely seen shit like this on menial job applications in the past. Typically as pary of a “personality test” that tries to root out commies. USA obv
The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.
Everything the light touches, young centaur, is your toilet
I see the tail peeking through so there’s a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch…although you’d probably have to get a buddy to open it…
Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.
I think the German is more like “the screw screws to the right”, implying to unscrew turn left. And it’s relying on alliteration as the mnemonic device.
Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.
I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.
I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.
Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.
Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka
It’s made bad on purpose because you aren’t the customer, you’re the product
…I was saying boo-urns
That’s gold, Jerry