Why is the water green?

PNW… The utility decided to take our power out. It was sort of local so not complaining too much.

Windows.

The past few weeks have been interesting. There’s a local road here that includes a tight curve with a parking section that ends abruptly. The utility company is routing a creek and rebuilding the sidewalk. So they narrowed the road. The first week a bunch of carts ended up with unscheduled front suspension readjustments. They were all driving out of the lane and right into the abruptly terminated parking area. So the utilities fixed it by adding an asphalt ramp to the end of the parking area. So now you get your suspension totally destroyed and a view of the neighbors as your car flies a good foot above ground. I hope someone set up a camera for the awesomeness.

I wanna be a handler!

…welcome Mr Robert Pinsky Minisky. I was sent here to pick you up from the airport on behalf of great Orange leader. Where would you like to go after we take you to your room we have meny park and a huge museum special for tourism entertainment.

Oh Costco? Mr, Robert! That’s for commoners. Let me show you the place we call store. Special for tourism!

The lithography machines could easily be reverse engineered… Mechanically… Only to find out just how complex the rest of the system is just to get it to even work making crap level chips much less anything respectable near the 3nm level. That would be hilarious. Like when the US left a bunch of helicopters and one of the revel factions got a hold of them…yey! We got the helicopters! Only to find out the helicopters aren’t the thing that holds power. Barking up the wrong tree.

Meanwhile… Roads and roofs made of pure leeching carcinogenic benzene, toluene, and xylene…AOK!

I’m glad he finally got caught on something at least with significant jail time. But…hmm transportation for prostitution? Like if I was an uber driver and a prostitute called me over for a ride, I would be in it for 10 years if she was going to a place to have sex with a guy? Like WTF!!! When did that shit happen?? Do these criminals get to be president at least? Do it twice and that’s pretty much the rest of your useful life. Think about it, you’re affecting no one, you might not even be aware. The girl may just be a total skank doing free community service bothering no one…and you get 10 years for that? For a ride? They should work a little harder and get the other more aggravating charges to stick.

In other places a Nintendo rep sues you for playing Pacman.

Montana, yeah definitely Montana. Sure! Here are some reasons why visit Montana to hide actual places I’ve been to which I would not like to get ruined by tourism…

I just think that if you have the option between this and the old style, it may be totally fine picking either option.

While an ignorant rober is trying his luck at trying to open your door a smart one is already gone with your stuff and the police already blasted your door open. I would just get a normal key.

The carcinogen is “1,4-dioxane” if you’re wondering.