If you managed to eat several hundred bills I wouldn’t dream of snitching on you out of respect and sheer awe. I’d probably give you a few extra just for the show

You think this is my first rodeo? You gotta put down a credit card as collateral. Don’t worry, the bills are clean. I’m in the money laundering business.

They are 25% linen and 75% cotton. Neither are very good for digestion but probably harmless unless those crumpled corners cut your custard dispenser on the way out

Yaay I found my fellow sound nerds! And you all use Ableton! Thank you for starting up the community

I speak with authority on this, and I think you should get shoes that light up when you walk.