I always hated “Error: No Error Has Occurred”

Mainly because it had no button to close or acknowledge, so you had to reset your machine.

Truly brilliant.

Wrecking Ball. It can be sun in anger quite well.

Stigmata by Ministry. Very angry.

Nicely done, just the same.

There are days when being good at your job is a veritable super power.

Continue to crush it.

Nowadays, I just have ‘moody cats’.

I have a stainless steel bottle, 40oz. I have never seen what you are asking.

It’s a mix of being very careful and having an amazing drycleaner.

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Taken - Liam Neeson

Exactly.

I was harmed by watching Alien3…

He spun it off the Air Force.

Nicely done!

My folks still have one.

He’d be a necron.

Baby don’t hurt me.

I remembered a worse time (than being the one who kills access):

One of my vendors had won the contract that my company currently held with an automaker. It was told to me in confidence, as they thought it was going to be announced later that month. I was also told because they were looking to hire me to keep all the day-to-day knowledge.

It was finally announced… EIGHT. MONTHS. LATER.

While I never said anything (it could have tucked a major deal and got myself and a few others in legal hot water), I was always quick to counsel my underlings to move to other positions or get jobs somewhere else.

I still run a fantasy football league from my first corporate job back in the 90s. None of us are at the company anymore.

Members of the USPS, being in the Executive Branch, take the exact same oath. (source: relative in USPS)

With my access in my last job, I could have crippled the company with 5 minutes notice.

It’s horribly passive-aggressive, but it is safest for the company.