They must be balanced, as all things should be

shudders

Shit, I’d start with the reinstall personally

Realistically because it takes time and effort to integrate foss and self hosted solutions a lot people don’t have the energy or know how to do.

That’s a very obtuse response and the governments I’m referencing are obvious.

They aren’t.

It’s literally enforced by the government

This is me lol, I have a sandbox machine on a fire walled subnet running tails that I use to open spam emails

Ya know it’s not that anyone “deserves” to get hit by a car. I will say there are definitely circumstances I’ve seen where it was an incredibly predictable outcome

Standing in a parking lot and get hit? Drivers fault.

Sprinting across four lanes of traffic on a busy street in rush hour, at dusk, in black clothing? I mean… still the drivers fault technically, but cmon.

It’s only unsanitary if you’re unsanitary though.

*if you’re attractive

I’m happy for you? You’re very tough. I wouldn’t do that shit if you paid me ten million and I definitely wouldn’t make a ten year old do it.

Shhhh we’re hating on cars now, it doesn’t matter that they’re a massive utility the improves the day to day life of millions upon millions of people. Also, we don’t do kids here. Something something capitalism.

So, child fil a is a premium typo

You’ve never, ever sat in a Taco Bell drive through line high as shit?

Drastically different things

Who cares?

1. Don’t

But then everyone won’t think I got a phat facial!

I’ll take the money and change the title on my resume anyway

Use your own job titles. Change them every time you apply match what the company wants.

Your only mistake here is honesty.