Assuming she doesn’t take such a large dose that she can’t deal with a knocked over candle.

Also, one partner can stay relatively sober to manage reality.

It might have just been chance, you better replicate it to check.

Windows is becoming malware

No.

I mean, I would take it as a sign she is responsible about not bringing unwanted children into the world. Green flag if anything.

Not the graphical style I identify with LotR, but I didn’t think I’d like Stardew Valley either.

Maybe I’ll see if the kids like it.

yes, I didn’t have theort of that

Is there anywhere I can see the original post? I feel like there is a fair point to be made that a vegan diet for cats could be possible.

I support the removal of misinformation, but surely that is a fair point to make.

In a parallel universe, someone is memeing about how teachers waste our time on useless stuff and never taught us to convert between units.

Exactly.

If I dream of sex, I know what that’s about: I want sex.

If I dream that a snake has caused my teeth to fall out, I’m going to google to find out what the fuck is wrong with me.

Two that stand out: highly religious Nigeria, where people who dream of sex are googling what is wrong with them, and highly irreligious France, where people who dream about an ex are googling what is wrong with them.

Just put ads up, we’ll live, and if we cant, we’ll make another website

He means ‘legally immune for crimes committed as president thanks to the latest Supreme Court ruling’

Such diversity in each meal. Good stuff.

Whats the name of the potato stew in the bottom right?

All I know is you shouldn’t drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

Cool idea, but I spent a lot of time amongst people who believed in star signs when I was young.

They will say “Virgo: the most generous star sign, OMG that’s so me. I like, super generous”, despite the fact they have never given a cent in charity in their life.

None of it influenced their behaviour apart from the ‘lucky numbers’, which probably got them buying a few more lotto tickets.

No joke. What exactly don’t you understand?

People in the US have been burning carbon at an extraordinary rate since the Industrial Revolution, in the 1900s.

Still to this day they burn carbon at a rate of 14.44 tonnes per person per year.

Chinese people burn 8.85 tonnes per person per year.

They burn that carbon running cars, generating electicity, living their lives.

If we are measuring how much CO2 countries have contributed, China has decades of shitty energy production up on the US. They may be a ruthless authoritarian communist state, but they are the not the ones responsible for climate change.

Also, half of the emissions they create are producing your cheap plastic crap to be bought on Amazon

That’s exactly what I mean.

More importantly, the per capita rate for the US (and Australia and Canada etc) is far worse. You may hate the chinese government, but can you explain to me why Chinese people dont have the right to drive cars and run refrigerators, but people in the US do?

Fuck China, but when it comes to carbon emissions, they could burn coal for another 50 years and still not be as bad as the united states.

Makes me wonder if they are making contingencies for a Trump victory.

The US government could force Google to reveal if people are accessing abortions or contraception, or participating in protests.

You may not like it, but this is peak performance.

Actually, you probably would like it.

Isn’t it weird how every right-wing conspiracy video is available worldwide in one click, but left-wing comedy is always ‘not available in your region’?