Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. “Want a fish pie?” they kept asking. “Want a fish pie?”

God, I’m so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

I would be so hyped to run into these two in a dungeon.

I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth

… wait a second that’s fucking mercury.

I feel like this system is flawed but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to refute it

I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!

RaW vs RaI: Heresy Edition

Oh hey, fetchlands

The only rule is, you must use a traditional fishing technique or implement to aquire fish or fish material.

So yes, Minecraft is a classic example of a good game!

Look, it’s simple. If the game has a fishing minigame, it’s a good game. If it doesn’t, it’s bad.

Well done, skeleton!

I don’t understand. Where are the Bionicles?

I’m not even mad.

Oldboy (2003)

We’re Rom

Fine

No

I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.

(Don’t tell me.)

Fuck yeah, spinosaurus!