Tailz (she/her)

There’s a difference between a government regulating against the consumption of endangered animals and banning the consumption of beef, chicken and pork so only insects are allowed to be consumed. You took my original comment extremely literally seemingly on purpose to try and make witty false equivalences and gotchas

You were deliberately missing the point.

Go play in traffic.

Reported. Have a nice day

That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally

How I read in my dreams:

What a sweet old lady! Love tuxies too

Is this the same guy who programmed Windows Vista? Good god that OS was horrible and would crash if you even looked at it the wrong way

Kurzgesagt is my go to. I love the art and the style of narration

Person 1: “Honey, we can’t eat chicken, beef or pork, we’ve only got crickets since the government banned all meat except for crickets”

Person 2: “Damnit, I wish the government stopped dictating what we eat even if the food we want to eat is safe for us to eat”

Person 3: “SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU’D EAT AN ENDANGERED SPECIES?”

Also insects are hexapods which belong to the class insecta and appeared roughly 411 million years ago. Shrimp and lobsters are decapods which predate insects. I don’t know who started this meme about shrimp and lobsters being insects but it is factually incorrect. They’re not the same thing just because they belong in the same massive phylum

That’s like saying whales are giraffes because they’re in the order artiodactyla

I’ve heard good things about Signal, maybe try that?

Regulations that ensure my food is safe to eat and a government preventing me from eating a type of food even if it is safe to eat are two entirely different things and I’m pretty sure you knew that before trying to make a witty false equivalence

Shrimp and lobsters are crustaceans, not insects. It’s like saying a whale is a fish

Hell friggen no. I’m also not going to let a government dictate what I eat. Screw the law

The house that I’m in was built in the 1950’s. It’s small but cozy!

Le gasp!

You’re telling me that fish are wet? It can’t be!

I love current season me. If you’re nice to me I’ll be nice to you back because, why not? No biggie. But if you try and screw with me or my friends I’m about as nice as Mimi was in Super Paper Mario

What do you mean I need a certain seat after swallowing some radioactive ore?

“MUH FREEZE PEACH!”

I lol’d. Thank you

To me it’s instantly noticeable if a game is running at 60 or 30. It especially irks me when the original version of a game ran at 60 on much older hardware and then the remake is capped at 30 coughTTYDremakecough