I could go for some Poutine…

“Did you know that salt and malt vinegar is not a traditional way to dress your French fries in the United States?”

“What the f#$% is wrong with them?”

I mean, wouldn’t the safest place to continue doing concerts would be Australia, where they actually have pretty stringent gun laws?

Y’all need Jesus^H^H^H^H^H^H Robertson screws.___

Biden: End the tipped minimum wage.

Tipping also disappears.

Servers: Not like this!

Don’t forget the words of our leader of His Majesties Loyal Opposition, and possible future PM: “My view is that we need to engender the values of hard work and independence and self reliance. That’s the solution in the long run – more money will not solve it.”

He’s apologized since, but you as they say, you understand how someone truly feels the first time they say something, unfiltered.

I agree. To think that all those suffering Lyme might not have contracted the disease if we had continued offering a Lyme vaccine…

Sorry Hoss, but DDT doesn’t work anymore. http://npic.orst.edu/factsheets/bb-ddt.html

I’m surprised Russia isn’t complaining that Ukraine, which they believe should be part of Russia, isn’t arguing Ukraine isn’t a country and shouldn’t compete.

…it’s from a odd technicality where on ol’ blighty, a male can’t be “raped” because of how the laws are written. Call it a peculiarity of their system or sexism, but it results in oddly sounding charges like what you see reported at least.

Did anyone ever get a chat by someone, and you went to ‘ignore’ to get rid of the Redditor/notification but it didn’t work, so you ALWAYS had a notification to a chat that was probably a bot?

“I’ll drop my support… FOR MONEY!!!” - Erdogan.