Maybe folks have just grown out of most fast food. It is generally too greasy for my stomach now. Most candy feels so sweet to me now that it makes me a little nauseous.

We do enjoy stronger tastes as we get older.

“toss me into a torture facility”

What? Step away from the internet for a while.

Here you go

I look forward to seeing Jean Teasdale as the editor and Jim Anchower cruising again.

How could you tell the difference?

Yup. If you are sensitive to a food product you should be aware already of basic products that by definition contain them. Like telling me yogurt is dairy based.

I understand the “slippery slope” issue but what an insane waste of food just over liability and pointing out the obvious.

Yup, keep it in the fridge. I just slice it up into thin patties while I wait for the toast to finish then I put it on the hot toast and it melts quickly.

The problem is when they bring out room temp toast and ice cold patties in restaurants. One thing I do is knead the patties in their wrappers a bit to soften them up.

Java would like to hog the couch

When making even the slightest expression online treat it like you were working in a sewer running through an insane asylum connected to a prison.

Just make sure you are under 100 lbs and have no baggage.

So if you crack your head jumping out you are still awake enough to pull the cord, plus if you land hard you don’t smash your head on a rock.

The super high altitude jumpers had altitude devices that would automatically deploy their chutes in the event that their air supplies failed and they passed out.

I was watching one air accident documentary where the plane dropped so hard that people who were unbuckled were launched into the ceiling and people found their phones and laptops in the back of the plane.

As a compromise I say the grade should go to the AI software and the kid gets an incomplete.

This is one reason why people don’t want to be teachers and why education is going down the toilet. Entitled parents who run to lawyers in our hyperlitigious society every time their spawn is slightly inconvenienced.

It is how you protected yourself from nuclear blasts since it was the cold war and all.

I don’t have kids so can I have other stuff that might be bad for them around my house?

Because we need to repeal the 2nd amendment

If miniblinds had been around in the 1700s they would’ve been enshrined in the constitution also