Mmm this rice is the cat’s ass.

Hell yeah.

Keep your torso warm with layers and don’t get wet

Once I was the king of Spain, now I eat humble pie

Instead of shooting up schools imagine if Americans shot up industrial sources of litter

Why are you stabbing each other instead of being productive? Had anyone asked this? Is it the oppressive work environment?

Wish it was more sex and less violence

palletland… PALLETLAND 🎵

Does she also slap you around a little? Call you a dirty girl?

I am the robot, I cannot feel pain