Sasquatch

Reporting for duty. Can’t wait to crunch me some Nazis!

Oh, wait, you meant a Golem… well, if it doesn’t work out with the clay, gimme a call.

Per an early draft of the Proverbia Grecorum:

Non spernas Sasquatch in visu neque despicias staturam eius; brevis est enim apis in volatilibus caeli et fructum illius primatus dulcidinis.

Or, if your latin is rusty:

Do not scorn the Sasquatch on sight, nor despise its stature; for the bee is short among the birds of the sky, and the fruit of that primacy is sweet.

Sorry about that. I had taco bell for lunch.

Usually with a pound of ground beef and hamburger helper.