SaltySalamander

Because this is one scumbag that DESERVES to be laughed at.

What a myopic view of the world.

Not very many people want dumb phones, actually. Certainly not enough for anyone to mass produce the things.

Power abhors a vacuum. History tells us that.

Haiti would be right up your alley this time of year then.

Seeing as you seem to have misread what you replied to…

2 years isn’t old.

Here’s hoping you’re not, and never will be, anyone’s boss.

I’ve yet to run across a smart TV that I couldn’t just use as a dumb TV by NEVER CONNECTING IT TO WIFI. Literally NEVER connect it to WiFi. You will never have this issue. You don’t need a list of models, because there isn’t a TV that won’t function as a TV if it’s never connected to WiFi.

Do you understand now?

You can’t always get what you want.

You really, really should inform yourself before you make statements about things you know jack shit about.

Now that’s a classic.

Only white is alright, amirite Florida??

God DAMN that state is a shithole. Bugs Bunny had it right.

The problem is he doesn’t know what “SMS” or “OTP” means.

I’d argue it’s your fault for backing a losing candidate over someone who actually might have actually defeated Trump

Who, exactly, is this mythical figure that could beat Trump at this point in the game? C’mon, give us a name.

Why’d you ask then?

There’s a paywall

Really? Because it loaded just fine for me.

You guys need to learn how to use your web browsers.

Then, he just overthrows the election to make himself dictator for life and bam! No worries.

If you think the US Military would allow this…lol.

Aww, that’s too bad.

I would have totally been one of those IPO investors. I’m seriously considering shorting the shit out of it now.