USS Independence was right, this IS the most beautiful ship in the world.

“no new wars” people really silent right now huh.

What is this Dick Dastardly-ass shit?

All this fanfare for a technology that will get the same fate as NFTs.

Bro that’s literally the name of a GTA brand. It’s called Pro Laps.

Surprise surprise, when the CEO is a Nazi, Nazis think it’s free eats!

Jesus Christ, how do you even begin to find out that there are worms on your kidneys??

Seeing kids nowadays fail at basic computer stuff is so disheartening.

If eaten in large amounts. Also, herbivore animals get cancer too.

The bird is with the Iranian government!!

Makes sense, cats are all little criminals anyway.

Eh, I wouldn’t be concerned about something like that if I lived in the US, here tho having a hoodie and no pants is the telltale sign of some dude up to no good. Hell, the last time some dude tried stealing bikes from our apartment building and we caught him in the act he was actually wearing an orange hoodie and shorts lmao

I’m Brazilian and live in a hot coastal city, so I usually pay attention to people wearing hoodies at weird times of the day. Bonus points if they’re wearing a hoodie and shorts (it usually mean that guy is concealing something in it, if the guy was actually cold they wouldn’t be wearing shorts).

I also tend to be kinda annoyed at people with christian stickers on their cars.

Man if EVs get this much range on one charge and become mainstream enough I highly doubt people will keep regular gas cars as anything but a novelty. Either that, or people will start making a fuckton of money on converting those cars into EVs…

Saw an article on Bluesky about scientists measuring cognitive decline to be as big as 47% on 6 months of usage of ChatGPT.

It is literally causing people brain damage. There is nothing useful or good about it. It’s making us collectively stupider.

I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.

Google trying its best to destroy adblockers and adblockers going “lmao low diff” is sooooo entertaining.

“I’m fucking [TITLE CARD]”

I mean all that I ask really is for people to know the meaning and where those terms came from, not just repeat them like it’s some sort of trendy thing to say.

Gen Z appropriating AAVE and turning it mainstream is probably one of the most annoying things I have to deal with as a black person. Like, yeah, I shouldn’t gatekeep language, but can they at least give credit?