I was wondering. Thank you.

Actually, it’s my arm today…my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

Okay, maybe we can make an exception for you, Mothra. I mean, that’s a whole lot of thick moth.

You mean superior.

Whose doing moths? Someone should stop them, moths and humans aren’t compatible.

Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn’t count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.

Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.

Do these mother fuckers ever hear themselves talk? Have they never seen a video telling em what nukes do? Christ.

Dinosaurs with feathers are a lot scarier than lizard skinned ones.

Imagine a T-rex seeing you and letting off a roar while puffing out its feathers.