That might be your ancestors fault. Don’t blame the devil. According to Dante he’s pretty chill(ed).

I keep buying cheap toaster ovens. I keep paying the price for it. At least I know my smoke alarms work

I think musk would probably have an issue with the erasure of people’s data. America is a zoo with no cages.

America: fights Germany in the war. Drinks Budweiser and measures in fahrenheit.

I worked for a greenhouse in the Niagara region. We had maybe 2-3 migrant workers at a time and they worked HARD. My boss once said that he would prefer to hire the students from the local horticulture program but he still usually needs a few migrant workers to make sure we get through the season. He then informed me to look closer at the people working the fields around the area. The amount of work being done by migrant workers would simply not get done if they were kicked out. They make up a majority of the labour required so the grocery stores can put 5000 tomatoes on display at a time.

Not to worry, Trump is on it.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can’t imagine what it’s like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us “no”. It’s a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.

I hate to say it but the white house does require renovation every once in awhile. I don’t believe that Trump understands that and it was just tacked on by his staff. However it is a historic landmark. That will need airing out when Trump drops dead.

That is a lynx.

Not sure why people keep pronouncing it “ICE”. It’s pronounced “SS”.

I’m actually glad for that. I thought he was free climbing and it made me nervous.

Yet, he will likely never look back to his actions. He’ll just turn out his pockets, throw his hands up and say “I don’t know what happened! No one warned me about this repeatedly.”

Up to 24 people are sympathetic. You will find a lot of people that will (correctly) say “you’re young. Just enjoy your time you don’t need to worry about where you’re headed. It will come to you”. Wait until next year. 25 is when that changes to “what the fuck are you doing with your life”. Basically what I’m saying is you’re not old. Until next year.

My long term girlfriend cheated on me. It was bad, I’m going to let her move on and not go into details. I couldn’t sleep in the bed we shared for months. When i tried (after months) I kept waking up terrified because she wasn’t in bed and I didn’t know where she was. It didn’t take long to remember but most of the time I wouldn’t sleep for a few days after and I felt like I wanted to puke most of the time. Couldn’t eat either. Hit the bottle hard. It’s a bit better but I wouldn’t wish these feelings on my worst enemy.

…again.

I blame the schools… Administration’s.

So that’s where the insane budget for her “documentary” came from. $40 million. For a documentary about Milania Trump. Utter bullshit.

It’s funny. Years ago Reddit had a trend “Ameristraulia” and it was riddled with “did we just become best friends?” comments. As a Canadian I felt like squidward. Stay steady fellow colonists.

Thankfully we get much longer terms so maybe we can ride out the storm.

I was wondering how this was so funny and I realised it’s very appropriate. A pair of illusionists with the hubris to think the tiger they subjugate won’t turn on them.