A tribbillion more

Cool, ticks right at your front door!

5 hours later, that YouTube account has been terminated

Is this a storyboard from True Blood?

That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor

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Front right is phone, front left is wallet. Keys hang on left side belt loop. Vape in left side pocket, knife in right side. I have magnetic sunglasses that I put in the back right pocket when I’m not using them. Back left is for receipts & such.

🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶

He legitimately creeped me out as a teen, his commitment definitely made the gimmick successful

Link? I cant find any video that starts before she sprays him

It’s got a joke hole that’s just for farts

Boys, I think I inhaled nebulized mackerel juice

That’s just like, your oppinion man

Am I the only one who hates this format of punchline first?

From a reddit post I found:

The complex was lost and forgotten for centuries; then found by accident by a local pilot in 2000.

On a clear February morning in 2000, Nicolino Lombardi, a local historian and pilot, flew his ultralight over nearby Mt. San Nicola. He planned to photograph a recent landslide on the hills south of his village of Pietravairano in the Campania region of Italy. Lombardi had photographed this region in the past and was accustomed to seeing fragments of ancient Samnite, Roman, and medieval ruins mostly obscured by blankets of foliage. However, during this particular flight, the view was different. A recent brushfire had cleared the overgrowth and revealed a long-hidden treasure: the ruins of a theatre/temple complex. In his report following his discovery, Lombardi wrote, “This time, however, the symmetry immediately catches the eye, and everything is clear in a flash: I even seem to see a temple and a theater, with the colonnade still standing and the wide steps full of spectators” (Lombardi p.1).

His photo from 2000

More info (in Italian)

Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

Guillotine.

That has to be some weird ai filter/upscaling artifact, right? Her teeth and neck look weird too. But idk, maybe she really has sidebrows

They have to play in pairs