Hot take… Final Fantacy fans can polish my balls

He doesn’t speak coherently… PLEASE

Yeah… I played that “serial killer or programming language inventor” game.

The only one I was completely in disagreement with was the inventor of Python. He’s definitely a mass-murderer

The MAGA tears rained harder than the actual rain, lol

Oh… any foot troops will be fucking thrilled! Trust me

You think that meme coiner is making money? (Spoiler: Not unless he is the scammer creating the coins)

Oh no. Anyway

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Fuck you. I’m eating!

Damn that series was so good

We should all just boycott the parade. Don’t go, don’t watch it, don’t talk about it.

That would be the worst outcome for the Narcissist in Chief

“Several days of training”

That seems sufficient /s

It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.

That’s not a half bad business model

My cat’s name should be “tapeworm,” then, because he’s always up my ass, and he’s been cured of them

Yeah, but there are also false flag instigators in the crowd. This is DANGEROUS.

I’m wondering if the LAPD forgot the lesson they learned in 1992

There’s a reason they’re called “less-than-lethal”

Realistically… which company will do that? Honest question.

It’s always about the bottom dollar (see: MVP). This will cause another .com bubble to burst.

You heard it here first

Serious!