Personally I’d just legislate that these cycling/scooter schemes need to come with actual racks to put the bikes instead of just some painted box on the floor.

Check out what they do in Barcelona, they have a huge cycling scheme and never have this problem.

So in Barcelona they have a fantastic cycling service (bicing), there are racks that lock the bikes automatically, and all bikes have to be left in a rack. Using an app, you can see where all the bikes are and where all of the open bike rack spaces there are. Because they are locked up, people can’t just take them out and start riding them (ever heard a clicky lime bike? They’re easy to pinch).

The problem isn’t the lime bikes themselves, it’s the execution of the storage plan, leave them in this spot and send a photo of it parked clearly isn’t cutting it, just put some fucking racks in so they can be kept tidy.

I go Tilburg every year anyway, so… I mean it’s not a bad town, cycling is good. Also Roadburn is the sickest festival there is.

Netherlands, not Amsterdam though.

Good

Stole it, that’s how we get stuff in England, just look at our museums

They do if you ask them to.

I’ve been pirating stuff for decades and never had so much as a warning from an ISP. Get a VPN.

Well, £2760, but close enough

Replace the human grade stuff with cultivated too

I nearly got hit 2 days ago by someone who was only looking right as they were turning right out of a junction, he sped off after too, knew he fucked up.

I know you’re joking but if it’s any consolation any padlocks you own can probably be opened by hitting them on the side.

But yeah as has been mentioned, timpson actively hire those that have been in prison and train them up. He’s definitely rehabilitation focused rather than punishment focused, which is great to see.

Ditch your Dyson and get a Henry, support British workers.

Bollocks to Dyson, get a Henry.

That and we don’t really allow sex workers to have a proper place of work and hire proper security so they are left to work on the street and seek the protection of a pimp.

Green 43.8% Lib dem 31.3% (surprised me somewhat) Labour 18.8% (also surprised me somewhat) Tory 6.3% (it was the pension question, and that’s the Tories target demographic, so makes sense, don’t lambast me for that)

I’ll be voting labour though as reform are polling higher than Tory and greens in my constituency, and they really need to stay the fuck out.

I did the survey on all topics and agreed with greens on more points than any others, in a blind test they seem sensible, almost everyone I’ve sent to the site has fed back more agreement with the greens than anyone else.

Also cranberry juice, which tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet.

How pathetically sad do you have to be to spend time making this stuff? What absolute fucking losers.