Hoarding resources will be banned. If you start doing it, we’ll beat you up before you can get enough to hire a private army. Also, only the most corrupt people would go work as a private soldier, because everyone’s needs are met so there’s no poverty to drive people to do bad things. You’d have to promise private security a lot of money to betray their nation for basically no reason.

When a monkey hoards all the bananas, the other monkeys kill him and share the bananas. Anarchy is natural.

Kings are bad

Guns, tanks, bombs, drones, mostly.

The community. With hockey sticks.

We’re gonna beat up the capitalists

RATM, Ignea

Ignea is the Ukrainian band that made the burning of Alexandria homoerotic

I think you’ve confused coil for induction, and gas stoves definitely cause cancer. So do cars.

There are two kinds of electric. Induction, and coil. Are you talking about induction or coil?

It’s racism. They think human lives are more important than other races.

The brain inside your head. If you use that instead, you’ll get to be proud of your work. Plus, it won’t consume massive amounts of fossil fuels.

Squeals with joy

Gen AI stinks.

If a minimum wage worker wanted a jaguar his mam would have clipped him round the ear and told him to get a grip.

That’s a bit beside the point, innit? Whether the wealth inequality started high enough that it was unattainable then, it’s surely a bigger gap now, right?

Lemmy too.

Everyone is legally nonbinary!