Clunky, generic, with a dash of trying to copy trends?
My money’s on dead in 8 months.
The horse’s reigns are drawn stiff, forcing it’s neck back in an uncomfortable position.
Wife went from “aww you’re too cute to kill” to “alright you little shit feed the kraken” in exactly 2 hours.
It’s her favorite game of all time. She’s at around 100 hours.
Won me a tournament by pretending I flooded. Playing greven, I had 3 of my win on the spot pieces and 3 lands (mulled once down to 6). Drew 3 lands and my final piece, but vocally complained about flooding. Only player playing blue tapped out on turn 5 so I went all in an knocked him out. Rest of the table conceded as I had managed to reset my health and draw 20 cards. Greven is love.
This is roughly what we believe Leif Erickson did. He kinda beat everyone else in Europe to America.
Thank you. I needed this.
And just after helldivers 2 shit the bed. Good timing.
Just ignore the 120 bp stab that ignores protect and always crits. It’s better to pretend that didn’t happen.
Due to budget cuts we’re dialing down eternal damnation to mild inconvenience for 30 years.
Tesla rifle go brrr across 3 bugs curving around to my teammates.
The first time my friends and I stumbled upon them we took one look at the name, saw a member crossbow a squirrel and said “Yup, that’s PETA.”
Saw his bad ending and decided on a running start.
Just build pipe lol
Our idiot did the same thing. Wife freaked out, called multiple vets, etc. One ER trip later and he’s chilling and eating treats like nothing happened.
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I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.
Funny enough, the movie has a better fitting ending while the comic has better story pacing.
This sounds like an upgrade to me, sign me the fuck up.