Sharks are older than both trees and the north star

Maybe it’s the fact he is a convicted felon? The fact he was even allowed to run is a massive loss already regardless of the outcome. As far as I am concerned anything short of a massive landslide against him counts as a massive loss.

Hard apple cider and a shot of fireball served warm

As somebody living in the darkest timeline, I can’t tell if he was thanking the frog because he knew it would kill him. Thank you kind frog for the sweet release of death