Straight goonin

You can see the wisdom just emanating from him.

My dude, Holly, has a 6,000 IQ. The same as 6,000 PE teachers!

A kid I went to school with named Adam told us at lunch he was an android when we were 12 years old. He was new to the school and said he had to go to new schools every year so people wouldn’t find out his secret. He claimed he felt no emotions or pain and was a genius.

A kid named Steven asked him to prove it. Adam jabbed his thumb with an unfurled paper clip and made himself bleed, then put salt on it without showing any pain. So Steven stabbed him in the hand with a fork and he screamed, cried, and ran to the bathroom. He wasn’t an android. Steven got detention. Kids are weird.

I’m in the US so I tip people who rely on tips to make it by in this capitalist dystopia, like waitstaff. That’s fucking it. Anyone else asking for a tip can get rekt.

Why is this even an issue? Are people actually tipping everyone now? Stop it! Don’t let people manipulate you and keep your money.

Let the [desire to grow this community] flow through you!

8bitdo for sure! I use mine on my Switch and PC. It is amazing for retro gaming, too.

Muh muh muh MASK!

Putin at the moment

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The July 6th posts about hemorrhoids or fecal impaction are going to be something.

Dude, The Legend of Scrumf is a classic! I love when Dan takes the wheel with a childhood favorite.

I’m double cursed Jon.

I always return to Zelda 2 even though it’s ridiculously difficult. I also airways replay Super Mario Bros. 3, Final Fantasy 6, and Castle Crashers.

This is how we would surf the web back in the 90s! I still remember flying over the earth shredding some world-wide gnar! We would all screech the AOL connecting sound as we swooped majestically through the forums.

True, this 3rd party app business is really the straw that broke the camel’s back with me. Reddit is not what it was and I’m not super fond of what it is at the moment. It was time to move on. Honestly, this experience has been the closest to what Reddit one was for me. I like it!

Oh, and he’s my best friend. I call him an ass and worse daily. He’d expect no less. Still love the dumb bastard like a brother!

He’s my best friend and calling him an ass is something I do every day. Anything less would have been met with suspicion!

I’ve explained the negative outcomes to him and he doesn’t care. He’ll float over to this community and bring his apathy with him. He’s just old and jaded like me, just more so.

I disagree. His attitude is understandable. That does not make it correct or good in any way. His attitude is destructive and is one of the main reasons our world is in such a mess these days as it’s shared by too many.

My friend started using reddit about 3 years ago. He doesn’t care about the blackout at all and told me I was being mad about a free service trying to make money. He’ll just keep using it until he can’t then lurk elsewhere. I told him to stop being an ass, but that’s unlikely. His stupid attitude is shared by a vast swath of reddit and will ultimately lead to the site’s total decay.

Growing up it was my OG Gameboy. I played it daily for years and still remember getting it on Christmas the year it came out. However, I was already an adult when I got my Gameboy Advance, which still holds a place in my heart as my favorite handheld. Minish Cap was a banger!