Well that’s why you’re not president

Hell if even if that were the world we lived in they’d still try to avoid paying

Have you heard of this fantastic thing called advertising?

No, this is Patrick.

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I’m pretty sure Polaris used to have this ad about how closer together front and rear wheels was better for off-road, the ad ended somewhere along the lines of guess where we put the wheels on the Polaris Ranger, that’s right. Now we have these monstrosities that cost way too much and aren’t even good off-road, I’d take my crossover just about anywhere I would take that Polaris.

My driving instructor ate tomatoes like apples, got a whole wooden crate of them in the morning and a shaker of salt, I probably could’ve mowed down a few pedestrians as long as that man had his tomatoes.

Also just break this shit and make it look like an accident, I mean I have almost broken something similar on accident so it’s possible.

I knew OJ was behind it all.

The worst part about this is the keyboard

Oh… Flash light

I just added the *

*Maced

The second one, it appears you’re correct

Graphene is the only one that gets rid of webview right?

It could have been really good though

You imagined correctly

Here’s the thing, they’re actually fine with that

I’ve seen Pokemon condoms but I don’t think they were licensed, fortunately none of them said “gotta catch em all” though