Ya know, if you lived here you’d be home by now

I don’t know if can survive on a pin monkey’s salary

Welp time to bust out the cafiza

I wish my 67 year old father understood memes so I could send this to him.

Thanks for the heads up, now I definitely won’t watch the trailer.

And another thing! FLUSH

Man I love science.

Fender Super Champ? Nah

Fender Super LAMP? LFG

I hate Illinois Nazis

Richard Bachman’s (Stephen King) The Long Walk?

Run, Lillian.

I was picking out books for my daughter at the library and saw a Neil Gaiman children’s book, I perked up then remembered he’s a piece of shit and kept on browsing.

I hate it!

My wife and I watched Moonstruck for the first time and when she saw Cage her reaction was: “that’s Nic Cage? Wtf he’s so hot!” If you were Cher which brother would you choose? We all know it’s Cage

Not defending Affleck here, but isn’t Bruce Wayne a rich prick?

The one episode where Skully turned skeptic was when her Christian faith came into play and she witnessed a series of miracles. When she gets abducted by aliens-“There has to be a scientific explanation for all of this!”

27!

Who am I kidding, it’s not 5 alarm! It’s 2 at best

Are you going to jail daddy?

We’ll see son

Your local library may also have a collection of movies and shows available for checkout. CDs too

Life’s a garden. Dig it.