Karlos_Cantana

That’s obvious. The question is how to stop them.

Holy shit snacks! That sounds awesome!

Your hose isn’t big enough to soak every server in the world.

Your family have ads? My uncle got a Nike swoosh tattooed on his forehead, but that’s about as far as my family has gone.

Is there even anything worth watching on Prime? I haven’t even looked at it in years.

They’re using hydrogen in balloons now?

That was an incredible dismount. I bet it will be hard to repeat it.

Maybe they are all of those things.

I slipped something in your drink. Don’t fight it. Just ride the wave.

I wish I could have some time alone. I never have any time to myself.

I just dialed it and it said “the international number you dialed is not available”.

You mean that old hermit that lives on Tatooine? No way he’s a Jedi.

That’s not 6 inches, oh wait… Yes, that’s 6 inches.

Why do you have a pic of William Shatner while quoting Gandalf?

This article is a year old, but it’s still possible to buy dumb tvs.

I’d also like to make her come.

Yes, nothing happened to that man in decades, other than quantum physics.

TIFIFY- “I have five unread semails”.

This site lists the ones that are and aren’t federated with Threads. I don’t know of a complete list of all the instances and all their federations, though.

I can barely ad single digit numbers, much less hominem.