I’ve got Scooby doo background music playing in my head reading this…

Despise them both but would pay to watch the Zuck skullfcuk that walking air fryer doughboy

Elon: I’m going to drop a deuce in your mouth, and you’re going to pay for it: rest of humanity: …… ( gets up and leaves)

Elon: come back here! Freeze peach! I’ll give you a pony, pinky swear!!

(Door slamming shut)

Hopefully this is like “squid game” “bumfights” with enough folks watching to make sure everything is on the up and up.

Good thinking laddie.

Preparation is key here. Given a heads up and prep time, I’d go for it full stop.

The rule of three (human male, optimum health)

3 min sans air before brain damage/death 3 hrs in hostile environments before body succumbing 3 days without water before severe damage/death 3 weeks without food before death

A million dollars will buy you the best anti psychotic drugs you can buy ( and the legal ones will be less)

Do it like Senku (Dr stone) and his multi processor brain. He calculated his entombment to the second for 3,500 years. True he’s a anime badass, but I could pull off 2 days using my internal clock. I hope.

If it was done at that moment, no. BUT if I KNEW that in advance, I’d could prep myself for that ( and even if I had doubts there’s a MILLION reasons to go thru with it) and some old school perseverance will win the day

Apple is one of the most respected recognized brands on the planet. They can encase themselves in concrete and stans will worship the block. They definitely do not need to deal with the PR headache that is Xitter (pronounced ‘shitter’ and rightfully so)

Game knows game. So why am I NOT surprised

Got one better… take this choad and Money Monster Jim Cramer, shove them in a industrial washing machine with a few dozen bowling balls and put it on ‘gentle cycle’. A few hours kissing Bakelite might give these two what they surely lack, empathy for the suffering of others

He need to have “I am a rich asshole” embossed on diamond plate and riveted to his freaking forehead

Hope he catches a flying mallet to his brainpan

I guess someone got uncomfortably close to him and told him in no uncertain words what would/could happen to him and no amount of €€€ would protect him if he didn’t cut it out

I loved ‘a boy named Sue’ but it was ‘the Man comes around’ that sold me. Heard it first during the OP of “Day of the Dead” remake, and there is no other song that comes close to fitting with this opening

True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that

The only virus out here is the worms squirming around Elmo’s fat head. Treat your daughter like shiat, she’ll hate you for it. Don’t blame the world. Blame the image in the mirror

Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass