GreenPlasticSushiGrass

I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.

Me: Holds out both fists so I can’t be hit Dad: You’re cheating! Roll credits

1. Hollywood is truly out of ideas.
2. What shit toys we had! I had a viewmaster. It was slightly educational at best, slightly entertaining at most, and always a toy that you lost interest in after about 15 minutes.

“Your past isn’t really your past, it’s just what you remember.” – Courtesy of some dank edibles.

Mary Scary will not kill you if you put enough booze in your mince pie.

Damn, good guess! That beats the hell out of “ceremonial”.

Neat.

Still waiting for that bass to drop…

When I load it, I get the message, “Looking for data files” and below that “Fonts (this might take a while)”. And it does take a while.

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

You OK, bro?

We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

-1, -1, -1, -1, -1, -1, …

Better than waiting for GIMP to load fonts, I’d wager.

Here ya go.

As they say, a PhD is about learning more and more about less and less. Some of the smartest people at conferences I’ve attended legitimately risk death crossing the street.

That’s the one! From the man who taught me how to use my dishwasher!

On edit: I couldn’t find the video I viewed, but this guy claims they had a purpose at one time and it’s a legacy thing.

I recently saw a video on this and they said that the holes are used in manufacturing and showed an example. I’ll see if I can find the video.

Tim Walz once told a child he had her nose, when in fact it was his thumb. He did tell the child that he’d returned her nose, though.