
American chip flavors suck compared to some of the cool imports.
BBQ? Sour cream and onion? Fuck off. Oh, but if you want some variety, there’s nuclear-melt-your-tastebuds chili lime!
It’s gotten worse since “All dressed” became a rarity in my local store. All the delightful flavors come from visiting import grocery stores now. Cumin lamb, grilled squid, and thai larb are my favorites. And fuck, if anyone can figure out how to sell “todo rico” in my town I’d die of sodium intake.
I’m in favor of more variety. I just wish they became mainstream instead of remaining one-off production runs.
This seems like exactly the type of gathering you want to avoid in a world where hypersonic missiles probably* exist.
* bring on the pedantry over what actually defines a hypersonic missile