He needs to do some finger stretches… cause it looks like he needs to log back in 5 more times.

Why am I aroused?

Bro…

What’s a cuck chair?

Escape from Tarkov… Fucking hate that game!! I’ll be on tonight 7pm central if anyone wants to team up.

Yeah… So fuck you for this… And…

Hey! Quit fucking up their anti-sports circle jerk!

GO CHIEFS!!

“hop up here on the table so I can scan that ass”

Less than Samsung pays to AstroTurf r/android over there.

After the Mormons stormed a private newspaper and smashed the presses for printing bad press about them. And raised a militia… And tried to use said militia to break Joseph Smith out of jail. There’s two sides to that story. The states side is preserved in law. The Mormons weren’t just sitting around reading their Bibles.

I don’t agree with the law lasting as long as it did. But that story is basically a who’s who miserable religious fundamentalist who fucked off and founded Utah.

Edit - I was wrong. Smith was killed in Illinois. I’d encourage you to read up on it. It’s a crazy story.

Yep… The same Bethesda game happened to show up in a screensaver. Money grubbing assholes!

Right? Besides, we’ll be welcomed as heros who financed the victors!

WOAH! HOLD ON! Are you suggesting the share holders should be happy with less?? Who’s gonna buy the yachts?

There are 7 of us!!!

I’m not an Apple fan by any by any means, but what a junk article! “Apple may reduce the clock speed of the processor”? C’mon! They do plenty of shitty things to dislike them for already. We don’t need to reach for hypotheticals…

I think it speaks volumes for how stagnant phone innovation has become when their marketing campaign is centered on the metal the frame is made out of.

LET’S GOOOOOO!!!

That sent me down a wiki rabbit hole. The poor man’s body was a tourist attraction… and someone stole his leg!

Out of all of the problems we have, this joker decided this made up one was actually worth his energy and effort. What a fucking stupid time to be alive.

Funny thing is… I actually like Broncos fans. You guys had one of the best subs on that other site. I kind of miss the rivalry.

But nah… I need like 20-0 before I’m good. I watched you all win 3 Superbowls AND take Neil Smith! Everybody hates the Raiders, but the raiders have had one good year since I’ve been a fan. The Broncos though? You guys used to always kick our asses.

Well get ready… cause that man’s gonna hand you two more Ls this year.

And you deserve this. I’ve been a Chiefs fan since the 90s. I watched John Elway and Peyton Manning smash us year after year. It’s your turn!