I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

• No, my son is also called Bort.

Simpsons Doom sounds interesting!

Can I play that first one when my wife is around?

Brötchen?
And idk if it was on purpose, but I love the worst/wurst pun in there!

Regular show is still (or again?) available on HBO Max in the Netherlands for me, so maybe an American thing?

…and how does it know I’m crying?!

Even then they already got rid of the headphones port! Anti Audio Jack Mafia was strong then too!

MMmmm chloriiiine…

When the toilet has been cleaned with a lot of chlorine/bleach, and I pee in it, it smells nice. It’s probably not good for me, but I can’t help but take a few sniffs when that happens.

Maybe inform if you can declare the hours of your consultation as a doctor’s visit then?

Why have they covered all the walls in newspaper?

I recently installed Streetcomplete. Haven’t tried it extensively yet, but so far it seems like a fun way to add missing data to OSM!

Technology Connections is such a great channel!!!

This image is giving me Kodak™ vibes…

Happy birthday! There must be a cheaper way to get mayo!

Really appreciate this, just wish it was a rule everywhere! I sometimes notice a whole lot of the same kind of posts in my feed, this might fix that. Thanks!

No, it roughly translates to

Not because i have to, but because I can

*You’re a wide man

I have this WHILE reading. I’ll just start reading a page, and after the first words my mind wanders, but my eyes keep reading the words. Then when I reach the end of the page I realize that I have no idea what I just read.

“Do you wanna see a macaque?”

• “I hope you’re not Italian!?!!!”