Thoughts & prayers, idiots.

I COMPLETELY get it. And if anyone succeeds, I’ll kidnap them in a heartbeat.

Everyone’s going to start saying, “No, thank you, I have book club that day.”

…if you have nothing to hide…

Lamar Jackson smirkin’ somewhere.

His accusations are usually admissions.

Rowdy Roddy Piper was great in that movie!

Mom’s ass is fallin’ apart.

Always #20

A cousin and I have been competing for years to see how many times around we can go before we either stymie another driver or get pulled over.

I’m currently winning at 43. Neither of us have ever been pulled over, it’s always some irate grandma who refuses to enter even though I give her plenty of room.

I have resting horny face.

I was PERMANENTLY banned BTW. …and here comes Lemme. Lol

Got banned from Reddit for criticizing the current White House administration.

And all this time, I thought it was JLo making him that unhappy. Maybe he just has resting sad face.

2 or more cox at once are a recipe for happiness.

Aww, thoughts and prayers…idiot.

Looks like I better stock up!!!