Wollang@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agoHow did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezedmessage-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareHow did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezedWollang@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMr PoopyButthole@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoMy girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
minus-squareCuttingBoard@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoThis guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
minus-squareSomeAmateur@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoI say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
minus-squareOptimusPhillip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoBecause the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
minus-squareBOMBS@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·1 year ago“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
And why not farts
My girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
bless her
She sounds like a keeper
Be the change
This guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
I say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
BLESS MY FART
BLESSED
Well now I do
Because the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
Speak for yourself
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“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
🤣