snpzrik@midwest.social to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoWhat distro did you say you use?midwest.socialimagemessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up1420arrow-down124
arrow-up1396arrow-down1imageWhat distro did you say you use?midwest.socialsnpzrik@midwest.social to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square104fedilink
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·4 days agoYeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
minus-squarebumbali@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoi have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it’s my looks, mom says i’m handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agosudo touch wife southsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
Yeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
i have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it’s my looks, mom says i’m handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.
sudo touch wifesouthsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.