Others I have:
Honey mustard on everything, I especially like to dip my pizza crust in it.
The fried crispy onions I buy and eat like potato chips, they also make fried red peppers and dried jalapenos.
I hate lays chips but sometimes, that’s what’s left in those small chip bags variety packs. I put hot sauce in it and shake it up!
I do the ramen thing too, It’s great and even more so in parts of asia were the noodles are flavored.
I also have this dish that is weird but I love (for lazy and taste reasons)
I boil noodles in a pan, drain them, add some oil and a BUNCH of sriracha, then cook and slowly add nutritional yeast untill it’s a big ball of spicy savory (unhealthy) delight. Ten minutes to cook and one pan and a set of chopsticks to clean.
That sounds delicious and not really strange at all. Sounds like a regular fried noodle dish.