The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 måned sidenIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1507arrow-down124
arrow-up1483arrow-down1imageIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 måned sidenmessage-square115fedilink
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·1 måned sidenTo all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life. Never stick your dick in crazy.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 måned sidenTruth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 måned sidenDon’t be a fool, use your tool
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 måned sidenTo all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 måned sidenI can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 måned sidenVasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 måned sidenAbsolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 måned siden Never stick your dick in crazy more than once. FTFY
To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
Don’t be a fool, use your tool
To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
FTFY