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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

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sh.itjust.works

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Anon's first job

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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    deleted by creator

    • GHiLA@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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      here you go!

      your receipt

      your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich…

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        Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

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          deleted by creator

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            Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don’t give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

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        Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

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        Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don’t get by order with at least SHA256 I’m out of here.

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          The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

          coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn’t working, either

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      Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

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        The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn’t have tomatoes in it.

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      Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term “fungibility” to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

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        Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?

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