• Sylver@lemmy.world
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    The game is to try and pretend you don’t have a finger up your ass (if the gollum has their finger up your ass). Then everyone takes turns looking around and figuring out who actually has a finger up their ass, so they call the bluff of the person who is pretending to not have a finger up their ass.

    If you guess correctly, you get to be the gollum whom is immune to having a finger up their ass.

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      The real game is to guess wrongly. Nobody wants a stinky finger.

      Anyway, the game is broken because whoever has a finger in their asshole has probably noticed and is able to guess right or wrong depending on taste.

      It doesn’t work with mixed genders either. Nobody is going to poke uncle Juha when stepsister Aino is also there.

      So, it’s not much of game, but just a regular gay time.

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      If you guess correctly, you get to be the gollum whom is immune to having a finger up their ass.

      Wait…

      I was following up until this point.

      I thought the point of being the gollum was you get to put your finger in someone’s ass, not that you don’t get to have one in yours

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        That would certainly make sense, yes. I admit my information may not be 100% accurate, maybe we should get some hands-on experience