Amazon CEO Andy Jassy warns remote workers: ‘It’s probably not going to work out for you’::Amazon CEO Andy Jassy told employees who defy his edict to return to the office three days a week that “it’s probably not going to work out for you.”

  • LetMeEatCake@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    In other unbiased polling, the wolf spoke to all the other wolves in the pack and they all prefer that the sheep be eaten.

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      In similar fashion, an unprecedented unanimous vote was casted by all the worm hunting birds: worms should not live underground.