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hellhound1@lemmy.world to Low Quality Facts@lemmy.zip · 6 months ago

Jon Hamm knows his stuff

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Jon Hamm knows his stuff

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hellhound1@lemmy.world to Low Quality Facts@lemmy.zip · 6 months ago
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    What if the chicken is high, but I’m sober?

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      Get a stool?

      (If that’s not funny yet, wait until high and contemplate again:-)

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        A stoned chicken would be able to very easily answer-

        “Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?”

        They would think, “I was an egg before I was a chicken, obviously.”

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      If a chick turns into a chicken, what would a chickenen look like?

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