(revised songs below by me)

Carol of the Hells

We are the Hells, first word is Bell’s
New thing today, spells gone away
Danger around, hunting us down
Night into morn, Ruidus born
Seeming to be part of the key
for ending of Exandria.
Chetney and wood fighting for good
(Ex)Zandria’s flat. Pâté the rat.
More than a fey, what’s Fearne today?
Orym, I mean, total ‘short king’

optional backup refrain

Oootooohan keeps on fucking with us (x2)

Why is it us? Who’s Ludinus?
Meeting the gods. What are the odds?
Merry, merry, merry, merry Critmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Critmas
Fucks up with that? I’m not a cat
Alarm is set. (Is) zit Thursday yet?

Plank King Kingsley (Good King Wenceslas)

Kingsley the Plank King looked down
at his feets uneven
then his trouser pants fell down
and his butt was steamin’

All the people laughed and cried
at his but a-steamin’.
When he tried to pull them up
he slipped and fell
On. His. Butt.

What Was Once the Robit F.C.G. (Once in Royal David’s City)

What was once the robit F.C.G.
Now are scraps and part of their head
“It’s okay, my friends have saved me.”
Last words 'fore their eyes turned red