Fall deeply, and completely in love
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
Not another one knight stand!
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
You. I like you.
Take her to a knightclub
Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?
The image hoster (freakin’ Fandom) seems to be blocking cross-origin requests.
Reupload to catbox.moe:
BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT
(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)
If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
Noooooo!
Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.
Wife
Yep, she’s a keeper.
NI!
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on itEdit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that’s not ring mail.
“Glad to see you brought protection.” 😈
Girl, you’re dressed to slay tonight.
Why didn’t you tell me so I could have worn something that matched?
“I’m glad you brought protection”
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
what i’m told
