• Alfenhose
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      7 hours ago

      It is clear, we need more research into longevity, so he can become immortal.

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        25 minutes ago

        “God emperor Gabe, what should we do today?”

        “Go fight the Epic Games militia so we can defeat them once and for all.”

        “Can we also work on Portal 3? It’s the 100th anniversary of the franchise soon.”

        “Three? What’s that?”

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            24 minutes ago

            2072: Valve headquarters flooded with deadly neurotoxin

            20789999999999: Valve employee wakes up in the -245th floor of their offices and must make their way back up to the surface

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            4 hours ago

            Ah, yes, can’t wait for the time when humanity totally stagnates because we can’t even count on old people dying off to get rid of their outdated ideals. Gaben might have good ones but plenty of older people in power do not.